Chiefs Off Season Off the Rails, Royals Can't Hit, KC Soccer Ref Collapses, Obama Has Election Anxiety, Mayor Q's Pool Closes, DNC Pays Millions to Lawyers Pursuing Trump

   The Chiefs announce with Hallmark Channel and the NFL that a movie will be filmed in KC this year called, "Holiday Touchdown: A Chiefs Love Story."  Let's hope I'm having a bad day or totally wrong because this is the off season news that has me worried about the Chiefs record this season.

   The Royals set a club record in a super disappointing loss to the Marlins... a record in offensive futility.

   Copa America tourney is being played in KC this week and a referee collapses in a match between Canada and Peru.

   Obama has anxiety over the election and is reportedly all involved in the race now.  But there's a silver lining over the second of two main reasons he's freaking out.

  Mayor Q opened the Neal Community Center Pool a few weeks by going down a slide in a dress shirt.  In an all time metaphor for big city Dem mayors, the pool now has murky green water and is now closed.  Because, of course it is.

  The DNC is spending millions on lawyers to get Trump, how is that not election interference?  And one of my favorite movies of all time, The Sandlot, has one of the kid stars arrested.